Subject: 1997 Pookies
From: Rick Jones
You 've heard of the Grammys, the Oscars, the American Music Awards, well now ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce you to the AASNET Gathering 1997 Pookie Awards...(not to be confused with the person Pooky...)
The Pookie for Best Supporting Cast goes to.... the Dallas Crew...Gillian,
David W., Jeffery, Ywanda, Cynthia and Jazzy.
The Lawrence Smith Dissappear/Re-appear Pookie goes to .....Pam and DJ, (walah
they're gone...walah they are back) *laughing*
The Pookie for Best Actress/Talk Show Host goes to....yes that's right ....
Ms. Meli Booze (Ms. Pooky)
The Pookie for Folks Who Can Hang...goes to the group of people who where
up until the wee hours of the night Saturday and still made it to church
at 8 am Sunday...Roz, Mona, Sandra and Yolanda....(standing ovation)...I
would go to war or go into business with these young ladies.
The Bill Clinton Wishy Washy Pookie goes to... Willie....
A special Newlywed Pookie to the Fosters...Dalton and Roz.
A Condolence Pooky to the ladies who got their butts beat at volleyball...Pam,
Gillian, Yoli & Meli....(men rule....ruff ruff)
The Mae West Flirt Pookie goes to....yes Pooky (Melinda, Melinda, shaking
my head....)
The Sister-Sister Pookie goes to...Gillian and Melinda, (twins separated
at birth)
The Hammer Dancing Pookie goes to...that old, old white guy on the dance
floor...
More to come...after these messages...
Rick,
That dancing award!! *ROFL* Nice touch man!!! *LOL*
These are good, but you forgot one...*Pookie award for best host/house* Rick Jones!!! :))
Pam :)
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